Monday, July 7, 2008 2:45 PM
My life!!!!!!!

I am doing just fine, as it turns out I'm staying at Angel's house, the guy who booked me, to save $$ so he can pay me and pay for my hotel wen I head to Bogota or elsewhere.

Colombia seems to be pretty friggin' rad, it seems real strong economically, but maybe I have Africa as a backdrop, which NO ES ECONOMIC POWERFULS!
Angel's peeps have been cool so far, we got a lil' drunk tonight off of some red wine. I was afraid he'd be 95% Dooshy McDooshums, but he's a real nice fella.

I barely saw anything yet, except this little area where they have a bunch of high end bars that get packed on week ends. That's where I'm playing on Thu. The gig should be pretty sick BTW, super high class shit, with local celebrities and all. I shall rock their wiznorld.

Food so far has NOT been so great...... and I have not heard from the Bogota guy, so I really have no clue what I'll do. Maybe stick around and pave the way for our journey here? Hee hee!!!!!! This place, unlike Brazil, is only 3 hours from Miami, the economy is strong as hell, the weather is what you want it to be, just pick your altitude. And you can prove Colombians that America has the hottest human with a vajeen in the WHOLE WORLD!!!!!! Sure I've seen nice bodies, pretty faces, but baby I just miss you!!!! The real thing, the organic lover, no plastic parts, no bullshit, the best laugh in the world (I watched one of our last videos, it's hilarious, at one point you spit out Japanese grape candy and laugh like a mad person - I LOVE YOU!!!!), an adventurous mind that makes me melt, hips that make me sweat just by looking, baby you're just the best thing that's ever happened to me!!!!!!

On that note sweety ie, I'm off to sleep.... got a day of leisure ahead of me, gotta be energetic, hee hee!!!!!

Love love love love sex sex sex SEX love sex love love love kisses love love hugs love love love love SEEEEEEEX love love duke-munchin' love love love love my nose in your ass love love KEEEESSSSEEEEEEEEZ

Monkey Monk (aka Monk Wahlberg)

Ferret lover!
Tuesday, July 8, 2008 11:36 PM
Hi sweety pie,

Did you know every time I write sweety I ask myself if it's sweatyz0would you like it if called you sweaty pie?

I got your mee spees message, I'll give you a call tomorrow, and angel is supposed to give me a cell anywayss

Baby I miss you so much! Your voice, your scent, your soft warmth as we fall asleep, your passionate looks when you are love-high, your body leaning gently on me on my bike as I take you home, the sight of your divine body casually dressing and undressing, your soft lips when we meet over our dinner table, your butt chiseled in your RR bootylicious jeans, your sighs when I massage you....

I rally rally love you ferret baby creature love muffin scoops!

Monkity monk monk

love zone
Wednesday, July 9, 2008 4:45 PM
hi sweetest thin gin the whole wide world,

sounds like something you'd say!

so finally i explored a little today, i went to downtown medellin, which really ain't all that purty. it looks like downtown LA, without the historical buildings. there are a couple of cool churchs though, but everything else is covered with ugly modern signs, billboards, etc. the area where i'm staying is much more upscale, and as a matter of fact, nobody understood why i wanted to go to the center. the peeps around me are cool but are definitely ''the brig types, know what i mean? money, basebnall caps backwards, big necks, think LA is the universal mecca for food, etc. but i am soaking up the best of it, they are still all super nice people, and i make enjoy this trip.

i'm trying to make my way to bucaramanga on friday, then maybe bogota on sunday, tight schedule.... i can DJ in bucaramanga and go paragliding, only thing is plane tickets are no es so cheapis. I think i'll do it though, i'll probably end up spending a little but shyte, gotta live a little too!!!!

ok so you're probably wondering about the women. i feel pretty much the same way i felt in rio. sure, there are some beautiful girls, some hot bodies, but for the most part, they all wear super tight clothes that often show stuff i'd rather not see. i guess maybe more women are pretty than i'll admit, but the sense of style, or lack thereof, really kills it. you know all the really tacky shit you see if you go to the garment district in downtown LA? i think the stuff ships directly here.

The food, alas, is not all that great, it's real heavy and no so flavorful. although i also have the feeling the best food is probably in hole in the walls, not show-offish spots like the one's i've been to so far.

Maybe it's just that life without you is stale. I think that's what it is. You are my FLAYBORS!!!!!!!

Here's the worse part of it all: I have no privacy, and have not... once since I arrived in cali 2 days ago!!!!!!!! last night was the worse, I was imagining your body against mine, your soft skin, your firm frame, your exciting scent.... baby I miss you!!!!!!!!!!

Lots and lots of love mouse devil!

Monkeyboy